What animals make the best students?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How does a witch play loud music?