What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where do ants go to eat?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did summer say to spring?
I like telling Dad jokes.