How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the fish blush?
Families are like fudge.
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.