What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.