What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
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What did Santa bring to the potluck?
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What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
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Why did the computer run out of money?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call two birds in love?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?