What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?