What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which subject has two parts?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What table can you never sit at?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?