Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?