Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?