Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?