Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's the saddest part of the week?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How does a barber get to work?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?