Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why was the math book sad?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the sick chicken say?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?