Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What fish only swims at night?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call hiking college students?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?