What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
It's Crowded!
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?