Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do mice need oiling?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why are goats so funny?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?