What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did March say to the madness?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?