What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?