What do ducks get after they eat?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?