What does a lion call an antelope?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?