How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?