What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?