Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What bird is always sad?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?