What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is an insect's favorite game?