Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the slowest 5k?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What animal knows kung fu?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?