What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What animal has the most fun?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do kids love theater classes?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?