What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
I broke my finger!
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?