Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?