Why do trees have so many friends?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was the cow afraid?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?