Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
When do astronauts eat?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What makes music in your hair?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?