I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?