How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How was the wedding?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?