Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What animal could Noah not trust?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?