Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What school subject really rocks?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What type of music do frogs listen to?