Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?