Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?