Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are ghosts always single?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?