Why did the lamb cross the road?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do all the planets get along?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which is the worst season?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why is summer always sad?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?