Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Someone stole all my lamps.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do pigs learn magic?