Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?