What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the calf play in the school band?