Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do elves learn in school?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?