Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does a panda ghost say?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do snowmen get information?