How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?