Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?