What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
I broke my finger!
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which animals make the best football players?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where do burgers like to dance?