I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What nationality are most fish?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?