If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's the opposite of irony?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?