Why did the park ranger quit his job?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What animal floats best?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which state is the cleanest?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How long do chickens work?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?