Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What car can't keep a secret?
How is life like toilet paper?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do golfers hate cake?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?