What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do two skunks argue?
What sweet treat never panics?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do dog catchers get paid?