What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What game do mice love to play?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?