Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?