What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why is money so stubborn?
What fairy loves to count?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?