Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?