Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?