Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where was Noah born?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What part of a fish weighs the most?