Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?