Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the cat go to medical school?