Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are fish such good architects?