Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?