Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do some people love eating snails?