Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a dog's favorite book?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?