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How do dog catchers get paid?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
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How do vampires get around on Halloween?
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How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
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Which bug is related to you?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
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What did one firefly say to the other?
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What do you call an animal pop star?
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