Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What nationality are most fish?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of monkey flies to school?