Why did the fish blush?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where do termites go camping?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How does a squid go into battle?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are books always so angry?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?