What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?