Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
When do cows get tired?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?