What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How is cat food sold?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?