Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?