Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How does a barber get to work?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?