Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do termites go camping?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?