Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How do fleas travel?
Why do math teachers love March?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?